📒 The Giving Tree Parody by Clotilda Jamcracker

Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Publisher : Createspace Indie Pub Platform
ISBN_10 : 1475234775
Copyright Year : 2012-04-01
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In Shel Silverstein's book The Giving Tree, a boy grows up and destroys the only good thing in his life that he has. He cuts down a perfectly good apple tree, ruins his life through bad decisions and somehow he is a hero that every child in America should read about. The Giving tree parody is about how his daughter takes his failures and profits from them. The illustrations are beautiful and inspiring because this book is meant to inspire all to achieve greatness and make the world a better place instead of tearing down and destroying that which was given to us.

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📒 The Giving Tree Parody by Sheila Robert

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN_10 : 1545157502
Copyright Year : 2017-04-04
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This poetry book will clear misconception about "Apple trees" that was created by the book "The Giving Tree".

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📒 The Taking Tree by Shrill Travesty

Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN_10 : 9781442440661
Copyright Year : 2011-05-24
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We all know the story of the “selfless” tree that gave all she had just to make sure a young boy was “happy.” This is a different tree. This is a different boy. This is a very different book. The Taking Tree is not pleased when the boy takes her twigs to pick on his sister, or when he cuts off her branches to build a house that he burns for insurance money. And the boy is not sorry at all. Ever. In fact, he’s kind of a jerk. So what happens when the tree finally gets fed up? Let’s just say the story doesn’t end sweetly with an old man sitting on a stump.

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📒 The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN_10 : 9780061965104
Copyright Year : 2014-02-18
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As The Giving Tree turns fifty, this timeless classic is available for the first time ever in ebook format. This digital edition allows young readers and lifelong fans to continue the legacy and love of a household classic that will now reach an even wider audience. Never before have Shel Silverstein's children's books appeared in a format other than hardcover. Since it was first published fifty years ago, Shel Silverstein's poignant picture book for readers of all ages has offered a touching interpretation of the gift of giving and a serene acceptance of another's capacity to love in return. Shel Silverstein's incomparable career as a bestselling children's book author and illustrator began with Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back. He is also the creator of picture books including A Giraffe and a Half, Who Wants a Cheap Rhinoceros?, The Missing Piece, The Missing Piece Meets the Big O, and the perennial favorite The Giving Tree, and of classic poetry collections such as Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, Every Thing On It, Don't Bump the Glump!, and Runny Babbit. And don't miss these other Shel Silverstein ebooks, Where the Sidewalk Ends, and A Light in the Attic!

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📒 The Taking Tree by Dan Ewen

Genre : Humor
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN_10 : 1453781773
Copyright Year : 2010-09-01
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THE TAKING TREE (the unauthorized parody that is absolutely, positively, completely not THE GIVING TREE) is a hilarious twist on the Shel Silverstein classic. This humor book is no touching salute to goodness and generosity. Instead this laugh-a-minute satire is a scathing indictment of those who just take and take and take. That means you, trees!

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📒 Are You My Uber by Sarah Amelia Dooley

Genre : Humor
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN_10 : 9780762496471
Copyright Year : 2019-10-29
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We've all been there. You call an Uber. The app says it has arrived, but . . . where is it? Where is your Uber? Are You My Uber? is a 21st Century parody of the 1960 P.D. Eastman children's book Are You My Mother? A man steps off the midnight bus at Port Authority. His name? Unknown. His goal? To find his Uber, an elusive Ford Taurus. Lost and alone in a new city, he steels himself and begins by passing right by the very object of his search. Hilarity ensues: the man proceeds to knock at the doors of an off-duty cab, a helicopter, a halal cart, and other vehicles increasing in their absurdity, willing to try anything to find his Uber. Paired with illustrations by Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell, co-illustrator of Feminist Fight Club, Sarah Dooley's hilarious imagined story is as ridiculous as it is relatable.

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📒 The Liking Tree by John Allen Wooden

Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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ISBN_10 : 1734470623
Copyright Year : 2020-02-09
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A fun and witty tale to nip social media addiction, FOMO and excess screentime in the bud, while celebrating life lived in the moment, in person, and unplugged. Because "social media" isn't really social at all... The Story: When two children befriend a strange tree, they quickly become enchanted by its flattery and dazzling distractions. But as time goes by, and the tree's selfish nature is revealed, the children must decide whether to live by its lonely rules, or walk away to rediscover the joys of real life and true friendship. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, TikTok, Twitter... They were supposed to change the world, and they have--for the worse! Experts agree: the negative effects of social media addiction include depression, anxiety, FOMO, and loneliness. Simply put, social media is bad for mental health, and teaching digital minimalism from a young age is now essential to realizing digital wellbeing and avoiding social media problems down the road. If only there were a subversive anti-social media book that employs sly metaphor to help vaccinate kids from the harmful effects of social media screentime. Enter The Liking Tree, the unauthorized parody that turns Shel Silverstein's beloved classic The Giving Tree on its head to caution children *of all ages* about social media problems and the sad, empty existence that is life lived via the social platforms. A proverbial ounce of social media prevention, The Liking Tree is an essential part of any digital parenting toolbox--teaching children to recognize and reject the antisocial behaviors that social media has normalized. Because kids who stay off social media to begin with won't need social media detox or help quitting social media; they'll have learned the joys of reducing screentime in favor of living life in the moment, in person, and unplugged. Praise for The Liking Tree: An Antisocial Media Fable "Bravo! Finally an entertaining and witty children's book that brilliantly conveys the dark side of social media to young readers! As a parody of a children's classic, The Liking Tree is also smart and compelling enough for parents as well. John Allen Wooden has done a tremendous service for all families with his innovative new book." - Dr. Nicholas Kardaras, author of Glow Kids "An inoculation against social media's seductive pull--and a great conversation starter for people of all ages. (Kids, your parents should pay attention to its message, too!)" - Catherine Price, author of How to Break Up With Your Phone "A perfect illustration of the toxic fruit that is social media. A powerful message for children and an eye-opener for parents." - Thomas Kersting, author of Disconnected: How To Reconnect Our Digitally Distracted Kids "A fun and witty take on the growing influence of social media on children--with a powerful moral to inspire all digital families." - Elizabeth Milovidov, PhD, author of The Parent's Guide to Parenting in the Digital Age

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📒 A Child S First Book Of Trump by Michael Ian Black

Genre : Humor
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN_10 : 9781481488006
Copyright Year : 2016-07-05
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What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true. The beasty is called an American Trump. Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump. Its fur so complex you might get enveloped. Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped. The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now…political candidate? Kids (and let’s be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those…words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump? With his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination…sorry…President of the United States.

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📒 Uncle Shelby S Abz Book by Shel Silverstein

Genre : Education
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN_10 : 9780671211486
Copyright Year : 1985-09-09
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Writing for an adult audience, the popular children's book author presents a humorous satire of alphabet books.

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📒 Goodnight Brew by Karla Oceanak

Genre : Humor
Publisher : Bailiwick Press
ISBN_10 : 9781934649572
Copyright Year : 2014-09-23
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It’s closing time at the brewery. While the moon rises, the happy crew sings and dances as they wind down for the day. Join them in saying goodnight to the beer-making equipment, brew ingredients, and styles of suds. This humorous parody of a children's literature classic is a "pitcher book" for grown-ups. It's the perfect anytime story for beer lovers everywhere!

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